"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."
"guys I’m sorry for encouraging bullying and making fun of autistic people and being a shitbag I was just joking"
I wanna see you get punched for three rounds by a big fucking mountain of beef calling himself a nerd, that is the apology I want
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
why did they choose this pic of him looking back
you know why
Aight time to try and sleep.
May no more exes show up in my dreams/nightmares. A brief, neutral cameo is already too much. Weirdos.
send me a fruit c:
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame
OH. MY GOD.
OH. MY. GOD.
A descendent of theropod dinosaurs, Ladies & Gentlemen.
Think of the lives that could have been saved if they had a bucket of ping pong balls to distract the raptors.
IT’S SO HAPPY
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.